1. When other drivers don’t turn on their headlights at dusk. Is it a contest to see how dark it can get before they turn them on?
2. Telemarketers. I am on “The List” but they still call.
3. The cost of a gallon of gasoline. I remember when gas cost CENTS….not dollars…..just cents. I am so old.
4. People who don’t/won’t use a turn signal. Am I supposed to read your mind?
5. SPAM in general and penis enlargement spam in particular. I am a female for Christ sake. Where do these idiots get my name?
6. Everything that I REALLY, REALLY love to eat has a million zillion calories in it. My taste buds just love rich. What can I say? (I wanted biscuits for breakfast and the damn things are 4 points apiece! How is that fair?)
7. People that park right on the line and essentially hog two parking spaces in a very crowded parking lot.
8. TV commercials that go on and on and on and on and on……I counted 23 in a row the other night during a station break.
9. Golfers who diddle and dawdle and take a 10 count on one hole when the course is backed up and people are behind them. Take 6 shots, then pick up the ball and move on!
10. Women who pee on the toilet seat and/or floor in a public restroom. Do you suppose they do this at home? I don’t think so.
I could go on and on. Obviously, lots of things irritate me.
However, at this moment we are packing the car and getting ready to head for Palm Springs. We’re having a weekend of fun in the sun – golf, gambling at the Indian casino and time with friends. The Spouse desperately needs some time off and some R & R. She works WAY too hard at a horribly demanding job.Therefore, off we go.
I don’t know if I’ll post this weekend or not. I’ll have my laptop with me and if the Spouse is snoring a lot, I might. Time will tell.
See ya………………..
2. Telemarketers. I am on “The List” but they still call.
3. The cost of a gallon of gasoline. I remember when gas cost CENTS….not dollars…..just cents. I am so old.
4. People who don’t/won’t use a turn signal. Am I supposed to read your mind?
5. SPAM in general and penis enlargement spam in particular. I am a female for Christ sake. Where do these idiots get my name?
6. Everything that I REALLY, REALLY love to eat has a million zillion calories in it. My taste buds just love rich. What can I say? (I wanted biscuits for breakfast and the damn things are 4 points apiece! How is that fair?)
7. People that park right on the line and essentially hog two parking spaces in a very crowded parking lot.
8. TV commercials that go on and on and on and on and on……I counted 23 in a row the other night during a station break.
9. Golfers who diddle and dawdle and take a 10 count on one hole when the course is backed up and people are behind them. Take 6 shots, then pick up the ball and move on!
10. Women who pee on the toilet seat and/or floor in a public restroom. Do you suppose they do this at home? I don’t think so.
I could go on and on. Obviously, lots of things irritate me.
However, at this moment we are packing the car and getting ready to head for Palm Springs. We’re having a weekend of fun in the sun – golf, gambling at the Indian casino and time with friends. The Spouse desperately needs some time off and some R & R. She works WAY too hard at a horribly demanding job.Therefore, off we go.
I don’t know if I’ll post this weekend or not. I’ll have my laptop with me and if the Spouse is snoring a lot, I might. Time will tell.
See ya………………..
3 comments:
About item number 10: I actually don't understand the dynamics involved in peeing on a toilet seat. This may be a bit too graphic, but do women remove all lower clothing and just stand over the bowl? Or stand on the seat and squat? How come their clothes don't get wet? Damned if I can figure it out. Let me know if you have a theory.
Oh, back nine, I am so with you. I guess they stand and pee, but don't they notice the pee getting all over the seat?? But I can top that. At the zoo one time, I went into a stall and there were dirty sneaker footprints ON THE SEAT. Someone had stood ON THE SEAT and peed. I understand about a germ phobia, but c'mon. Can't ya wipe the seat when you finish??
It is really to bad that everyone is not as talented as ME!!!
Nancy
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